Brass Monkey Hotel, James Street, Northbridge

Reviews

• TheDinochimp

  13.11.2018
  ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
  Absolutely disgusting toilets and lazy bar staff. Waited 15 minutes for two people in front of me to be served by two bar staff. One bartender decided to have a conversation instead of serving the drinks to her customer, while the other bartender slowly (and I mean slowly) served an order. When I got to the front of the line he then proceeded to give zero f***s and serve someone random without checking who was next. Luckily for me the person he served informed him I was next and let me place my order first.
  
  And the toilets... I don't think I've ever been to any bar/pub/club with such disgusting toilets. Toilet paper and urine all over the floor, broken glass and other such items left unattended to all night. Best part was some guy urinating into the sink because he couldn't wait in line for the urinals. Of course the bouncer did nothing even after several people left the toilets to complain. Also one of the male toilets was closed off leaving just two toilets for males on a packed Saturday night.
  
  The bouncers were extremely bias regarding who to kick out and who not too. While waiting at the bar a woman decided to have a smoke indoors and instead of being kicked out for being stupid, she was just warned to put it out. She proceeded to do this three times while I was waiting for drinks and she still wasn't kicked out. While the bouncers will kick people out for stumbling or bumping into them by accident without any hesitation.
  
  Terrible service, disgusting toilets and useless bouncers. If i wasn't there for a friends event I would have left within minutes of arriving.
• heath maconachie

  18.01.2018
  ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
  Bouncers have a comp to see how many people they can kick out. The DJs have the attention span of a bullant. They play the start of lots of great songs and then switch to another song. In the two Friday nights I visited I can't remember a track lasting for longer than 20 seconds.
  Despite all of this the place seems to pump
  

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